Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Sam Elliott's Voice

More than a little strange to hear Sam Elliott's voice on Justified as Avery Markham and then again narrating a Coors beer ad during the commercial breaks.

Heard on "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D."

Coulson: Well, you wouldn’t be the first person to have parents with misguided intentions.
Skye: Nope. Just the first whose crazy dad lured her to an alien city to get earthquake powers.

Sunday, March 22, 2015

"Disturbed Man Tries to Get Into White House"

Looks like Andy Borowitz shares my visceral hated for Ted Cruz.


Heard on "Conan"

On the announcement that Mitt Romney will box Evander Hollyfield:

Evidently Romney wants to get his ass kicked by another black man.