I am teaching a continuing education/adult learners course, which for some reason is meeting on a bus.
One of the students, it turns out, is Queen Elizabeth II (the actual one, not Helen Mirren), and she is doing some kind of "Prince and the Pauper" thing, without any security or anything.
The queen keeps insisting, like the "unconvincing transvestite" on Little Britain, that she's a "laydee."
I kept saying to myself (in the dream) that I need to get up and go get my camera to take a picture of the queen but couldn't manage to stand up.
And of course it turns out there is a terrorist onboard.
And then I wake up.
What does this say about my Englishization?
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Hah ! Very good. I guess apart from the fact you can't spell it yet, it says you've imported the US association between public transport and terrorism.
You'll get over it.
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