"Talented Ugly Person Baffles World"

Andy Borowitz traces the repercussions of the Susan Boyle phenomenon. It seems that show business is rethinking their assumption that unattractive and talented are incompatible.

My favorite line:

"The fact is, only one in a million ugly people will ever get on TV," said Professor Logsdon [Andy' all-purpose university expert]. "Most of them will wind up in academia."