
Listening to Studio 360 on NPR--one of its brilliant "American Icons" pieces on Wharton's House of Mirth, and in discussing the influence of the novel on Sex and the City, who do I hear but my friend Deborah Jermyn! What a delight.
Devoted to media matters, politics, poetry, creativity, the evolution of consciousness, and autobiographical reflections, "The Laverytory" is the blog of David Lavery, literature, film, and television scholar/critic, now teaching at Middle Tennessee State University.

Sheldon: I've spent the last three hours in an online debate in the DC Comics chatroom and I need your help.
Stuart: Oh, yeah, those guys can be very stubborn. What's the topic?
Sheldon: I am asserting, in the event that Batman's death proves permanent, the original Robin, Dick Grayson, is the logical successor to the Bat Cowl.
Stuart: Oooh! Sheldon, I'm afraid you couldn't be more wrong!
Sheldon: "More" wrong? Wrong is an absolute state and is not subject to gradation.
Stuart: Of course it is. It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable. It's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge!
--The Hofstadter Isotope [2.20]
Sheldon: [reading his standard roommate agreement to new roommate Leonard] "Roommates agree that Friday nights shall be reserved for watching Joss Whedon's brilliant new series Firefly."
Leonard: Does that really need to be in the agreement?
Sheldon: We might as well settle it now; it's gonna be on for years
The Staircase Implementation [3.22]
Where Light In Darkness Lies: The Grotesque in Theory and Contemporary American Film
Dancing Dwarfs and Talking Fish: The Narrative Function of Dreams in Television
Stuart: Sheldon, here is the new edition of Hellboy. It's mind blowing.
Sheldon: Excuse me. Spoiler alert!
Stuart: What?
Sheldon: You told me "it's mind blowing". So my mind goes into it "pre-blown". Once your mind is "pre-blown", it cannot be "re-blown".
Stuart: [Bewildered] I'm sorry.
Sheldon: Said the Grinch to Christmas.
The Classified Materials Turbulence [2.22]
magical nihilism
Sheldon: Oh, look! Saturn III is on.
Raj: I don't want to watch Saturn III. Deep Space 9 is better.
Sheldon: How is Deep Space 9 better than Saturn III?
Raj: Simple subtraction will tell you it's six better.
Leonard: Compromise. Watch Babylon V.
Sheldon: In what sense is that a compromise?
Leonard: Well, 5 is partway between 3 and…never mind.
Raj: I'll tell you what. How about we go 'Rock-Paper-Scissors'?
Sheldon: Ooh, I don't think so. Anecdotal evidence suggests that in the game of 'Rock-Paper-Scissors', players familiar with each other will tie 75-80% of the time due to the limited number of outcomes. I suggest 'Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock'.
Raj: What?
Sheldon: It's very simple. Look -- Scissors cuts Paper, Paper covers Rock. Rock crushes Lizard, Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes Scissors, Scissors decapitates Lizard. Lizard eats Paper, Paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, Rock crushes Scissors.
Raj: …Okay. I think I got it.
Sheldon & Raj: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock! [both play Spock and groan in frustration]
The Lizard-Spock Expansion [2.08]

I was at the opening of the Battlestar Galactica exhibition at the EMP|SFM here in Seattle this past weekend and thought you'd get a kick out of knowing that one Mr. Glen A. Larson was carrying around a copy of "Finding Battlestar Galactica" in his briefcase. Too cool! (He says he probably would have authorized it ;-)
Leonard: Sheldon, think this through. You're going to ask Howard to choose between sex and Halo.
Sheldon: No, I'm going to ask him to choose between sex and HALO 3. As far as I know sex has not been upgraded to include high-def graphics and enhanced weapons systems.
Leonard: You're right, all sex has is nudity, orgasms and human contact.
Sheldon: My point.
--The Dumpling Paradox [1.07]
Howard: Not Sheldon. Over the years we've formulated a number of theories about how he might reproduce. I'm an advocate of mitosis.
Penny: I'm sorry?
Howard: I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food and split into two Sheldons.
Leonard: On the other hand, I think Sheldon might be the larval form of his species and someday he'll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later with moth wings and an exoskeleton.
Penny: Okay, well, thanks for the nightmares.
The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem [2.06]
A "modern" man has nothing to add to modernism, if only because he has nothing to oppose it with.--Elias Canetti
The documentary was filmed over three years. Among those interviewed were his two ex-wives, Kris Kristofferson and Robert Duvall.
Adults find pleasure in deceiving a child. They consider it necessary, but they also enjoy it. The children very quickly figure it out and then practice deception themselves.--Elias Canetti
As if one could know the good a person is capable of, when one doesn't know the bad he might do.--Elias Canetti
I have to stop by MSNBC and see Rachel Maddow. Only one of us can have this haircut!
--Jack (Alec Baldwin)
He who is obsessed by death is made guilty by it.--Elias Canetti
His head is made of stars, but not yet arranged into constellations.--Elias Canetti
...and the potential charges never make much logical sense, but the idea gets introduced, and in a (Michael Bay movie), that’s the key. Plots aren’t important. It’s the implication of plotting that matters, and a reliance on certain basic concepts to hold that implication together for the running time.
Zach Handlen, "Bay-watch: The hunt for meaning in the films of Michael Bay"
It doesn't matter how new an idea is: what matters is how new it becomes.--Elias Canetti
Whether or not God is dead: it is impossible to keep silent about him who was there for so long.--Elias Canetti

A couple of weeks ago I was a guest on Talking TV With Ryan And Ryan, a fine podcast from Maureen Ryan and Ryan McGee. We talked about Mad Men and kept coming back to the futility of trying to predict where the show was heading. Case in point: this season finale. Or, pulling back a little bit, this whole season. Now that we’ve seen the big picture, it almost seems designed to thwart expectations. Sally reconnects with creepy Glen. Glen trashes the Francis house. Tension builds… and then he turns into a pretty decent, only mildly creepy friend. Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce teeters on the brink of collapse and then… just doesn’t. Don’s on the verge of being exposed and then, without much drama, he’s not. Don finds a mature woman who seems to understand him and wants only to help him… and then he sleeps with his secretary. No, make that enlists his secretary as a virtual mother. No, make that proposes to his secretary. It’s as if Matthew Weiner knows every rule of creating tense, dramatic story arcs and then willfully ignores them.
Happily, his subversive tendencies have their own sort of satisfaction. The fact that I never know where Mad Men is going is part of why I love the show. But it’s not that I love the unpredictability of it, if only because the word “unpredictability” implies a much wilder ride than we usually get. It’s that these characters, so intimately realized in every detail, never seem like they’re being pulled along by anything so mundane as plot mechanics. There always seem to be bigger forces at work.
There is nothing that man fears more than the touch of the unknown. He wants to see what is reaching towards him, and to be able to recognize or at least classify it. Man always tends to avoid physical contact with anything strange.--Elias Canetti
There is no such thing as an ugly language. Today I hear every language as if it were the only one, and when I hear of one that is dying, it overwhelms me as though it were the death of the earth.--Elias Canetti
How entranced, each time, she sits there,
her eyes, I swear,
filling with tears
at her master's
inimitable brilliance. It's
clear to me what's
bounding through her
head: The greatest,
yet, of all the generations!
My husband says
she's just waiting
for her rations.

There is no doubt: the study of man is just beginning, at the same time that his end is in sight.--Elias Canetti
Is this the last series? Well, the Second World War was followed, of course, by the Cold War so our title still holds good. Foyle may be out of the police force, but he’s too young to retire. At the very end, he’s seen leaving for America on a personal vendetta but whether we follow him there or not remains to be seen.
The process of writing has something infinite about it. Even though it is interrupted each night, it is one single notation.--Elias Canetti
Rulers who want to unleash war know very well that they must procure or invent a first victim.--Elias Canetti
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.--Elias Canetti


As happened years prior, Vincent lay down next to Jack to provide him comfort in his last moments of his life.
The planet's survival has become so uncertain that any effort, any thought that presupposes an assured future amounts to a mad gamble.--Elias Canetti
Castiel: I think we can rule out Moses as a suspect.
Dean: Why are you buying human souls anyway?
Balthazar: Are you kidding? In this economy probably the only thing worth buying.
Castiel: I believe the hairless ape has the floor.
Ours is a shockingly dead view of creation. We ourselves are the only things in the universe to which we grant an authentic vitality, and because of this we are not fully alive.
--Frederick Turner
Biological evolution is slow thinking.
--Frederick Turner, "Garden Aphorisms"
Thinking is fast evolution
--Frederick Turner, "Garden Aphorisms"
We are judged by the sincerity with which we live up to our masks.
--Frederick Turner, "Garden Aphorisms"
The saints have dissolved themselves, and have become that imperceptible radiant cloud which lies before us; the clemency of the weather of the future is their doing. Because of them we are not entirely strangers in this new world we enter every moment. But they are not especially concerned with us. They give us their glory without their right hand knowing what the left is doing.
--Frederick Turner, "Garden Aphorisms"
We are re-entering at last the ancient animist universe, populated by genies and geniuses of place, in which every object possesses a demon that one might control and use. But the nymphs and dryads are now microprocessors inhabiting our cars, our stoves, our clocks, our chess sets, and our typewriters. Soon everything will have its own dedicated intelligence, its own nisus, or animating will.
We are at a curious juncture in the history of science and technology. The empiricism of the Renaissance gradually flattened out the ancient hierarchy of the universe and broke up the Great Chain of Being. But just when the world seemed to have been reduced to a collection of objective facts the world view of modernism a new order began to come into being.
The new Great Chain of Being, unlike the old one, is dynamic and fluid: it is the great branching tree of evolution. As long as evolution was confined to the realm of biology, it did not seriously threaten the modernist vision of the world as "value-flat"; it simply made of life a mystical anomaly, a "fever of matter" in the "frozen chastity" of the inorganic, as Thomas Mann put it. But now we can create viruses out of "dead" chemicals, proving they were not as dead as we thought. The link has been made. All of the world is alive.
--Frederick Turner, "Escape from Modernism"
Missouri Tea Partiers, Joe The Plumber Join Movement Against 'Radical' Anti-Puppy Mill Legislation
You'd be surprised at how easily I turn it off when I go home. ... The kids and I, we watch The Wizards of Waverly Place, and I don't think about it again. ... The real challenge is when I'm at work, I'm at work. I'm locked in, I'm ready to go, I'm focused. When I'm at home, I'm locked in and I'm ready to go and I'm focused on home. We don't watch the show. We don't watch the news. We don't do any of that stuff. I sit down, I play Barbies. And sometimes the kids will come home and play with me.

Spring Evening
Above the baby-powder clouds
The sky is china blue.
Soon, young and chattering, the crowds
Of stars come pushing through.
And this is the first dispensation,
The setting up of the odds;
This is the eve of creation,
This is the time of the gods.
--Frederick Turner
That nature from which we are supposed to be alienated never existed. The great quantum experiments the parallel-slits light experiment, the polarizing-filter light experiment show that nature has not made up its mind about what it really is, and is quite happy to have us help it do so. The tradition of philosophy that saw us as cut off from our "true" way of being has collapsed, although it hasn't realized it yet. We are nature, and we are as at home here in the world as anything has ever been. For the whole world is made up of such as we; its physical components are, just as we are, tourists, outsiders, amateurs, getting by on a smile and a shoeshine, and deriving what being they have from the recognition of their fellows. All nature is second nature.
--Frederick Turner, "Escape from Modernism"
Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.
--Kenneth, 30 Rock, Season Three
Ongoing train wreck aside, I love this idea; it's great synergy. By putting a TV actress into the movie world we can promote both. It's like how we're including a Heroes DVD with every missile system we sell.
--Jack, 30 Rock, Season Three
Kent Street! I used to frequent a massage parlor around the corner. I used to get off right here!--Walter in "The Box" (3.2)
Well, I think the best way to give you an idea of who Tony Curtis was was to just relay a little story of my first meeting with him, when we were discussing doing the book. He asked me to come out and I did, and we had never met, and we introduced ourselves, and I didnt know what to say. So I said, Mr. Curtis, I when I was 11 years old, I saw "The Vikings" three times in two days, and I just desperately wanted to be Tony Curtis. And he looked at me, and he said: So did I, so did I.
My guest is West Wing creator Aaron Sorkin. We'll walk and talk in the hall and hand each other stuff.
Kenneth: I'm glad I'm not a white man, Mr. Donaghy. ...Is SpongeBob SquarePants supposed to be terrifying?
Jack: You're darn right he is, Kenneth.
--30 Rock, Season Three