Monday, February 27, 2012

Who is Ryan Seacrest Wearing?

When it was announced last week that the always disruptive Sacha Baron Cohen had been banned from the Oscars, the story was picked up by many, many news outlets.

After Cohen, dressed as The Great Dictator, dumped his friend Kim Jong-Il's ashes all over Red Carpet commentator Ryan Seacrest ("Who are you wearing Ryan?"), I smelled a conspiracy.

The Dictator was supposedly carrying Kim's cremation urn in order to fulfill the late North Korean crazy person's life-long dream to attend the Academy Awards, but I suspect the whole thing was planned/scripted, beginning with SBC being banned from the ceremony.

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