Left on the Cutting Room Floor

So Jimmy Kimmel decided (on the advice of Jake Tapper) not to use a dead baby joke at the White House Correspondents Dinner (as he told Howard Stern):

KIMMEL: I had some jokes about — like Rick Santorum. I said something like — well, I didn’t say it, but: Newt Gingrich’s campaign is so dead Mitt Romney wants to baptize it and Rick Santorum wants to put it in a jar and show it to his kids.

STERN: You didn’t want any abortion jokes?

KIMMEL: People went like, uh-oh. I ran it by people who go to this thing.

Good decision.